flying hearts

Yes, I had to look up “squeed” in the Urban Dictionary.

bad idea

I just don’t see the pay off.

kraft macaroni? velveeta?

I am in total agreement — except for the cheese part.

I didn’t even post the video, it was that bad.

throw me a bone

So… scan them at the register? Give me something to work with, here. Anything.

glowing icons


It just so happens that Lisa Kudrow isn’t the only phosphorescent celebrity these days.

turn around bright eyes

Really? Because all I can see is glittery makeup. Call me crazy.

live, drive, or die


I really shouldn’t expect any more (or less) from the Urban Dictionary. I really shouldn’t.

 

explosive surgery?

Nope. Just your standard leakage problems.

learn braille

Get a move on. You’ve got a life of reading ahead of you.

yes

It is sad that we need Facebook groups to point this out.