Category Archives: literally die

live, drive, or die

I really shouldn’t expect any more (or less) from the Urban Dictionary. I really shouldn’t.


cut the cord, already

I was going to save this one for Mother’s Day but then I thought better of it.

coffee to die for

I realize today is Tuesday. And generally, we complain about things on Mondays. We learned this from Garfield. But let’s be honest. Tuesdays are just as bad. And if ever there was a day that we needed a pick me up, today would be it. So let’s talk about coffee, shall we?


Most people?

I’m not hating, but this coffee is not to die for. It’s more of a to-get-used-to-because-this-is-what-the-office-is-buying-for-us-office-gerbils.

*Gasp!* Traitor! And with diet…. Oh Shadow. Our chance of friendship is not looking good.

And if the sun doesn’t rise for you, it sure isn’t going to rise for us. GET THE WOMAN SOME COFFEE!

Thank goodness we have celebrities. She should go on NBC and make a The More You Know segment.

But seriously, folks. We don’t die without coffee. But these people —

— help Zambians live better when YOU buy coffee. Interested?

There you go. Pretty cool, huh?

nectar of life

And by “die” you mean “get the worst headache EVER until the next caffeine fix.”

they’re mm-mmm good!

What, they’re good enough to die for and I don’t even get a picture? I feel cheated.

rest at peace

I get the feeling that when people say things like “my phone literally died” that their parents did a horrible job explaining to them the death-concept when their goldfish, hermit crab, gerbil, etc. moved on.

Perhaps all of us parents ought to feel a terrible weight of responsibility on our shoulders in regards to this… or maybe we should just teach our kids good grammar. Learn ’em good. Learn ’em real good.

ah, sweet romance

Ok, crazy.

new kind of resurrection

Is there a word for that?

happy easter

Dead or alive, I like the tiny gun one of the eggs is holding.

he/she/it summer

Your life is worth more than that. Let somebody else die for he summer.

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