
Yes, I had to look up “squeed” in the Urban Dictionary.
I’m going to add jet skis to mine! There is just no way I’m going to the store for butter…


And boy, were their arms tired! A-hyuck, hyuck.
Groan.
“Literally” is a sneaky word. When you try to sound cool, it usually gets the upper hand and makes you sound like an idiot. Leave “literally” alone, guys. Leave it alone.

Nope and nope. But I do love me some homemade pickles! Mm-mm!

Exactly. You spent a week making pickles, not being in them (thank goodness).
Because a pickle isn’t just a pickle sometimes.

I am a sweep-the-floor. I am a change-the-diaper. I am a drink-the-water. Or better yet, I am a sit-at-the-computer-and-make-fun-of-you.

I wish I wasn’t drinking coffee right now. Blech! Thanks for the mental image. Those cute, cuddly kittens seem out of place with this blog post.

But man, those flowers are cool.
we’ve all broken a few hearts in our day