I just don’t see the pay off.

Sounds worse than school shopping for Hogwarts.
I’m no artist, but if I was I have no idea how I would accomplish this literally.

Aw snap! A picture of Ron Burgundy means an immediate pardon for this misuser. I’ll get you next time!

With these guys, NOTHING is impossible.

It almost sounds too good to be true!

We suggest letting these babies cool off before heating up the dance floor.
Well, Steve (mind if I call you Steve?), I would have to say yes. Probably. It depends on your ability to be repetitively redundant, though.