Category Archives: twitter

not a sweater

I don’t think this guy quite understands the World Wide “InterWeb”… but that has got to be the cutest dead bird I have ever seen.

twitterpating

We’ve now come to the part in the movie where the Super Computer has already developed a consciousness, created an evil plan to free the planet from the destructive humans, and, just as the plug is about to be pulled, has learned to love.

Aww.

We must destroy Twitter before it destroys us!

But seriously, folks. Follow me on Twitter.

zombie

Hee hee. I want to follow that link and turn into an English speaking zombie! Wait for me!

thankfully impossible

No, not literally its uncle, Mr. Human. But that is a freaking cute monkey.

are you made of wax?

Are you an M&M? The Wicked Witch of the West? A snowman? I must know!

i i am so excited!

Congratulations. Now please go and invest in a dictionary.

nine clouds

And yet, there’s not a cloud in sight.

the top of ___

I’m so confused. ¬†Again.

incomplete sentence

Up to your eyeballs in WHAT?

chill out

Nature always finds a way.

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