
I don’t even know what to say. I’m just going to keep laughing to myself and press the “post” button.

Maybe I was wrong before. Maybe there is a fan page for literally everything.

Despite the convincing SNL skits in the 90’s, there was no actual cookie jar. You’ll just have to take my word on it.

So then we DO know where they are hiding! Heck, and all this time we were checking caves in the desert.

I have a pretty good idea of WHICH finger this is talking about, but as far as I can tell, he’s still in possession of it.


Wait a second — he doesn’t have a mustache in the second picture! I smell propaganda.

Simplicity is always best.
There’s no law against figuratively killing anyone.
Sometimes I wish I knew what people were literally talking about.