And by “die” you mean “get the worst headache EVER until the next caffeine fix.”
Monthly Archives: February 2011
P.U.
It figuratively stinks when statements like these are true.
Collinsville, I have driven through many a town like you.
surprisingly literal
Courtesy of my mom, who knows way more about this grammar stuff than I ever will.
P.S. Happy Birthday, Dad!
rest at peace
I get the feeling that when people say things like “my phone literally died” that their parents did a horrible job explaining to them the death-concept when their goldfish, hermit crab, gerbil, etc. moved on.
Perhaps all of us parents ought to feel a terrible weight of responsibility on our shoulders in regards to this… or maybe we should just teach our kids good grammar. Learn ’em good. Learn ’em real good.
wasn’t there a movie about that?
Please stop using literature as an excuse to misuse the word “literally.” Please, I’m begging you.
ah, sweet romance
Ok, crazy.
if this is all i have to look forward to, i give up.
In the words of Jack Nicholson, “What if this is as good as it gets?”
uh oh
*stomps foot*
Who’s going to clean up this mess?!
conceptual surgery
My attitude needs an adjustment after reading this, but not (you guessed it!) literally.
they’re mm-mmm good!