Tag Archive: literally die

live, drive, or die

I really shouldn’t expect any more (or less) from the Urban Dictionary. I really shouldn’t.


cut the cord, already

I was going to save this one for Mother’s Day but then I thought better of it.

coffee to die for

I realize today is Tuesday. And generally, we complain about things on Mondays. We learned this from Garfield. But let’s be honest. Tuesdays are just as bad. And if ever there was a day that we needed a pick me up, today would be it. So let’s talk about coffee, shall we?


Most people?

I’m not hating, but this coffee is not to die for. It’s more of a to-get-used-to-because-this-is-what-the-office-is-buying-for-us-office-gerbils.

*Gasp!* Traitor! And with diet…. Oh Shadow. Our chance of friendship is not looking good.

And if the sun doesn’t rise for you, it sure isn’t going to rise for us. GET THE WOMAN SOME COFFEE!

Thank goodness we have celebrities. She should go on NBC and make a The More You Know segment.

But seriously, folks. We don’t die without coffee. But these people —

— help Zambians live better when YOU buy coffee. Interested?

There you go. Pretty cool, huh?


nectar of life

And by “die” you mean “get the worst headache EVER until the next caffeine fix.”

they’re mm-mmm good!

What, they’re good enough to die for and I don’t even get a picture? I feel cheated.

he/she/it summer

Your life is worth more than that. Let somebody else die for he summer.

the source of life. google.

This website would figuratively die without Google.

another life source

They.  Will.  Die.

the source of life

Oh who will save this generation?

i need it to survive

Of all things necessary in life and you choose a recipe site.

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